Frequently Asked Questions.
1. My ScubaDoRag™ doesn't fit. Am I putting it on incorrectly? Can you show me how to don my ScubaDoRag™?
Please see this link.
2. My browser doesn't like your site. Am I doing something wrong, or are you just a bad webmaster?
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3. Please, never, under any circumstances, send me email ever, ever, again. I mean it. This is the third time! I'm so mad, I could wring your necks! Do you HEAR ME?!
No one likes being spammed. We aren't spammers. We take your email address and send you mail whenever a new ScubaDoRag™ is released. We don't share lists. We don't publish our list. We don't sell your email address. PLUS, we offer an easy way to remove yourself from our list. Clicking unsubscribe at the bottom of the email will remove you from the list. Please note that your browser will open a page that says, "subscriber not found." This means to our list server, you no longer exist. While we perfectly understand your frustration, we hope that you will choose to allow us to continue to send you mail. We don't send out emails unless we have something to say. If for some unknown reason you are still recieving mail from us after telling us explicitly (either by phone, or through the unsubscribe link), please don't wring our necks! We will do everything possible to prevent it from happening again. In other words, YES, WE HEAR YOU!!!